It's just an amalgamation of awkardness
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Stay close to anything that makes you glad you are alive.
(via takemetothemtn)
(Source: shaktilover)
some reasons why i love adventure time
we’ve had
a transgender chocolate chip cookie
a hinted lesbian relationship between a princess and a queen
a pair of homosexual lemon brothers (that eat each other when angry)
a fresh to death lumpy space princess
strong female characters
a bubble and a robot getting married
puppies that are now older than their papa
a human boy and his hot (literally girlfriend)
and some random wax philosophical stuff
how to excite a large crowd of white people:
- play don’t stop believin’ by journey
this is so accurate it isnt even funny
‘hi i haven’t talked to you in five weeks but we’re still best friends’: a story about me and human interaction.
why does the government make it illegal to be naked in public but not give me any money to buy nice clothes
are you telling me i have to pay to not break a law
probably the smartest thing I’ve ever heard.
THIS IS ALL I THOUGHT ABOUT TODAY
(Source: bro-tatoes)
I love donuts. They’re not self-centered at all.
do you ever check out someones blog and its pretty good and they’re hot and you’re like IM GLAD I FOUND YOU and then you never speak to them
i don’t understand how my room gets so messy when i literally sit in one spot with my laptop all day
what did people even wear in 2008
apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur
I hate how a majority believe that when a girl’s silent she’s
falling apart
crying inside
over thinking
ect
but
maybe
she’s just picturing porn in her head
i cuss so much that sometimes i forget its actually bad and not everyone is comfortable with it
